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How To Get Rid of the Gestapo by YamiMiyuki-san How To Get Rid of the Gestapo by YamiMiyuki-san
EDIT: 1/14/11;

I'm wondering if I should revamp this. I mean, LOOK at the paneling and crappy color job (since this was a rushjob), and scrap this version. Honestly I think it's one of the most badly drawn pieces in my gallery.

Sgt. Lenz "Glue" shows other Wehrmacht, Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe [non-nazi individual soldiers] how to get rid of stormtroopers that stick their nose in your business and try to find some way to arrest you.

How? DONUTS. Everyone loves donuts. This particular guard does as well--in fact, a week later he ordered 108 glazed donuts. Needless to say, with Glue's technique, he weighed in at 350 pounds by the end of the month, getting yelled at by his officers he looked like a hippo with a gland problem.

Damn, he did get pretty fat. Goes to show you, they love their donuts too. This toon is not to be taken literally for most civilians. This is based off the ideals from Hogans Heroes, ie that everyone hates the gestapo. Which generally was true.

EDIT: 2010: Thanks for all the comments and favs, and this was a rushed art done in 20 minutes at 4AM. XD (had to get the idea out), and sorry for not replyin too quick to all of you.
** THIS ALSO WORKS ON KEMPEITAI**

Medal of Dishonor (C) Me.
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:iconborchenstein:
Borchenstein Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
your majesty lol
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Nagneto Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I got a giggle out of it.
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WEEGEEVIRUS9001 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
Hitler from the downfall parodies would have hated this.
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pokemonfart Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student Writer
lol dude. just lol
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you want, give it a brand new skin aka revamp it! But don`t delete this one, as it proves that even so-called "crappy art" can be really effective when putting it the right way ;)
Like this one that`s so ridiciolusy funny xDD :rofl: amazing job, Sgt. Lenz!
Next time I`ll gonna have one of those as soon as those SS and Gestapo guys show up ;)
Medal of Dishono FTW!
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Aellostriker2 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wait a sec, I thought there were 3 non-nazi branches of military in Germany: luftwaffe(air force), kriegsmarine (navy) & heer (army)? although I`m not sure if schutzstaffel is also one of it.
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KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gestapo was under Schutzstaffel aka SS personel. And normal Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine soldiers hated SS (they get food much earlier than the rest, they`re the first to get medals ... SS were privileged :O).
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Aellostriker2 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so, the SS were like spoiled brats under Hitler`s regime? among the branches; the SS are like the most 'vain' & 'superior' (in some way) compared to the other branches?
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KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. Mostly they were bodyguards of Hitler and other Nazi Leaders, but they also had many branches, like Gestapo and horrible Einsatztruppen murdering squads.
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Tarik94 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
oh lol!
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DaChief07 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
I love the third panel! XD Nazis making the 'mmmm donut' face are great!
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Adharmageddon Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
hahaha I love his face witha donut in his mouth! So cute <3

lol heil jeje

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AetheriumDreams Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is epic lolz :D
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:iconeis-blasich:
Eis-Blasich Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010   Filmographer
This is funny xD
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:iconlazardo:
lazardo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They know nothing! NOTHING!
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VFreie Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
HA! Best way to get rid of pesky secret police ever! Is there just anything in the world a donut (or rather, several donuts) cannot achieve?
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
Yeah, lol, making you thinner XD
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ToxicKrieg Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome! Thanks for the life skill xD now imma be safe from the fat gestapos : D as long as I got donuts >v> lol!
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
Also works on Kempeitais. ;D
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:icontoxickrieg:
ToxicKrieg Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolyus! I no longer need to hide under a blanket >v< lol! So what country is the other soldier from? (the one in the green)
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
Nope, don't worry though if you do, Nazis cant get you under blankets!

Oh him? He's German too, he's a mechanic for the Wehrmacht. Drafted though, hehe he doesn't like all the excitement, Lenzie actually thought it was cooler to be under a Kaiser but oh well! XD
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ToxicKrieg Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolz yay! Blankets make everything better >v<
oooh,at first I thought it was an american soldier xD
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MechaRooster Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
Idiotism... its a gift

"Your majesty" so f*ckin random!
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soundwave3591 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
I AM DYING


PHRUM LAUGHTER


HEIL KRISPY KREME!
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL Krispy Kreme WIN! xDDD!!!
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DrunkardHu Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009
Love the jokes. But that aside, the best part to me is actually "Medal of Dishonor (C) Me."

Classic man.
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
Lol wut, should I be more specific? :XD:
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:icondrunkardhu:
DrunkardHu Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
Tim Hortons for Gestapos! BTW, have Tim Hortons established stores in your town yet? I heard TH is coming to the States!
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
XDD They sure are!
=3= ...hmmm...Tim Hortons...nope! Dunkin Donuts still rules the block!
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RadioactiveSoldier Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009
this is amazing! :3
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:iconbf2fanatic:
bf2fanatic Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2009
all police secret or not love doughnuts. how true is that XD
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:iconchevy93:
chevy93 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
mmmmm.. douhnuts.
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:iconeeveejason:
eeveejason Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2009
Amother great idea that could have happen in WWII! :iconimhappyplz:
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Laughing-writer Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009
XD
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ichbinkeinpiefke Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009
funny is when you gestapo statt polizei on the austrian police cars write the letters are the same passel have






exscouse me for my bad englisch
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Renardthefurryfox Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
Thank for the advise...been trying to get this guy off my back for a week:P
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Valhalla-Studios Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This shall help IMMENSLY *insert awesome face*
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SSvast Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
Dude this is great. I love it.
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
Lol, thank you! :D People seem to like it, I guess they're all using this idea on Gestapo guards now!
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SSvast Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
You're welcome. That is good that people like it. I think they are right now.
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:iconeverawake-lady-doom:
EVERAWAKE-Lady-Doom Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
ready to commence NOMMING
all systems go!
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
Whee! OM NOM NOM

-Heut'Ist Mein Tag plays-
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
That's forkin' hilarious! :rofl:
OF COURSE! Such a novel idea! No true police officer can resist such pastries! If only the Allies had thought of that during WWII... >.>
Also, they might want to stuff some breath mints into those donuts to cure that Nazi breath. :ohnoes:
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
It works! It WORKS!

(Why do you think there were so many pudgy krauts in the war? XD ) LOL yeah, nutzy breath.
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Merky-Wehrmacht Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
OH MEIN GOTT IT'S YOU! 8D
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
Laughing Mao, HI THAR!
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austerblitz Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009  Student
hahahaha XDDD
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MazdaTiger Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
epic roflness.....
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:iconorganizationofsouls:
organizationofsouls Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Fffffff.
It makes sense!
I never thought of it that way until now.
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:iconyamimiyuki-san:
YamiMiyuki-san Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Police love donuts. Gestapo = police. Police are fat from donuts. Therefore, Gestapo also gorge on donuts.

:iconimevilplz: This is what I do in my spare time!
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